Wednesday, April 21, 2010

happy 4-20-10


The U.S Supreme Court has struck down a federal law that made it a crime to sell or create dog fights. In otherwords, Michael Vick's home viewing collection is safe for now.


Monday, Pope Benedict met with cardinals to indirectly discuss the abuse scandal that is plaguing the church. Albert Pujols and his teammates had no comment.


Narcissism expert, Dr. James F. Masterson has died at 84. His funeral will be broadcasted live on pay per view.

The FDA is urging Americans to cut back on their salt intake to combat hight blood pressure. As a result of this announcement, the Morton Salt umbrella girl is now unemployed. She said, "when it rains it pours."

Arizona has approved the toughest measure to deal with illegal immigrants.It would require police, if they suspect someone is in the country illegally, to determine the person's immigration status.It also requires police to memorize Mein Kampf and grow short moustaches

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