Friday, April 9, 2010


The producer of the CBS hit show "Survivor" is accused of killing his wife near a hotel where both were staying. Mexican police arrested him and questioned him but he refused to talk until he spoke with his tribal council.

Virginia Governor, Bob McDonnell has declared April "Confederate History Month." He has also introduce a bill that would make May "Jim Crow appreciation month"

In his latest movie, Nicholas Cage plays an action hero that goes to Bel-Air and tries to save his mansion from the evil bank.

Nancy Kerrigan's brother is facing manslaughter charges over the death of their father. Nancy Kerrigan is so upset over this that she called up Tonya Harding and said,"do you still talk to that guy that breaks knees?"

Tiger Woods is in contention in the Master s Tournament as he is only a couple of shots behind the leader. In fact this is the best score he's had after the first round, if you don't count Las Vegas.

The US and Russia have signed and agree to reduce the amount of nuclaer arms. President Omama is calling this "an important milestone for nuclear security and nonproliferation, and for U.S.-Russia relations.” Sarah Palin and the Tea Party are having a pro-life protest to counter their nonPROLIFEeration.

In Bishkek Kyrgyzstan 68 people have died in the protest and overthrow of President Kurmanbek Bakiyez. Many Americans have taken notice and are now getting a crapload of points on Scrabble.


  1. Good stuff. I especially like the Kerrigan and Jim Crow bits.
    Where do you perform stand up?

  2. Thank You for the nice comments. Actually, it's been a while since I've done stand up but I wil soon. I've been writing more than performing but I miss doing it so I'll start soon. I did small local gigs in Orange County at places like Bernie's or at open mikes. I'll post here when I start doing gigs again.

  3. I don't like in LA but am from there. I still have a few LA friends I might be able to send your way.

    I did stand up in LA twenty years ago.