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Russia is threatening to refuse to allow American parents to adopt Russian children after several high profile cases have shown that the children were either abused or had diffiiculty fitting in with the American parents. This decision may have started a new cold war as America retaliated by threatening to drop off American children in Russia.

Justice Stevens is leaving the supreme court after serving for 34 years. This presents a new challenge to President Obama- Where will he find another justice that dresses like Orville Redenbacher?

Liz Taylor is engaged and scheduled to marry Jason Winters for her ninth time. She's been married so many times that the rice thrown after the ceremony will be recycled.

Fresh from her split with Jamie Kennedy, Jennifer Love Hewitt took no time to hook up with Jenny McCarthy's ex-husband John Asher. Jennifer's friends say she is rebounding more than the Dow Jones Industrial Average.

U.S. Rep. Bart Stupak who was threatened and cursed after voting for health care reform is leaving Congress at the end of his term. He says that the Tea Party did not affect his decision to retire. He said it was their guns that did the trick.

Camilla, the wife of Prince Charles has broken her leg while hiking in Scottland. Charles, always the prankster, got behind her and yelled, "Loch Ness monster!"