Thursday, April 29, 2010


The economy in Greece is so bad that their currency is no longer the Euro is the Gyro.

A team of evangelical explorers claim to have found the remains Noah's Ark on Mount Ararat in Turkey. They also claim to have found the corpse of the tooth fairy.

Tony Herrera,the Arizona representative for a movement called "Boycott Arizona 2010"is planning a protest outside the stadium of the Arizona Diamondbacks. Supporters are encouraged to show up and express their voice, until the cops start checking I.Ds.

After much pressure from Democrats to have a debate on Finance Reform, Republicans finally agreed to have a debate. However, the Republicans acting like wiseguys still threatened to use their VITO power if push comes to shove.

In a ruling announced Wednesday, the court of appeals upheld a ruling stating that Jerry Seinfeld's wife, Jessica Seinfeld did not infringe on a copyright when she wrote a cookbook that was similar to author Missy Chase Lapine. Ever notice how celebrities get more rulings in their favor and than regular folks? I mean seriously...

In Santa Clara County, CA supervisors voted 3-2 to ban toys in some resturants if the fast food kids' meals are high in calories,salt,fat and sugar. In their next ordinance, they will outlaw fun.


  1. bahhahahahhaha lmfao @ "Gyro"...oh, my. you have no idea how hard I'm laughing at this.

  2. Cool. Check this out, that joke made the front page of the NY times humor blog :)