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Diplomatic relations with China appear to have improved after President Obama called up Chinese president Hu Jintao and spoke with him for over an hour. They both agreed, American Idol sucks without Paula Abdul.

In Florida, Dr. Jack Cassell, a urologist posted a sign on his clinic door that reads:"If you voted for Obama, seek urological care elsewhere." It's a good thing he's a urologist since the passage of the health care bill, he's been pissing in his pants.

Tiger Wood's wife, Elin Nordegren has found a new game in tennis as she was recently seen sitting outside the players lounge at the Sony Ericsson Open tennis tournament. When asked why she likes tennis so much, she replied that when she plays and keeps score, she 's guaranteed to get love.

Dr. Roberts, the inventor of the personal computer has died at the age of 68. The official cause of death is "system error."

They are remaking the series Roots. It will feature the struggles of slaves as they rise up and fight for their civil rights and demand to be paid for their internship.

The FAA has reversed a ban on 4 anti depressants which will allow depressed pilots to take anti-depressants while flying. A better method to deal with the depression is to stop flying for Southwest.