A while ago I tried selling my OJ exercise VHS tape on Craigslist (in its original case) and I had no buyers. So I decided to give you, my beloved bloggers and readers, a once in a lifetime opportunity to own a piece of American history.
I'll entertain all offers. What do you have? Will I barter? Heck yeah I will. Make me an offer I can't refuse. I need the cash and you need a good story so let's make this a win-win transaction.
(bloody knife,glove, Bronco, OJ DNA not included)
You cold make a contest and give it as a prize to the winner
ReplyDeleteThere's some funny stuff on this blog.
ReplyDeleteI have added myself to follow your blog. You are more than welcome to visit my blog and become a follower also.
Barter hey? I've got some 93/94 Skybox basketball cards buried around here somewhere. Remember Larry Johnson?
ReplyDeleteSmile has great idea :D
ReplyDeleteI know a guy who knows a guy and I can get you a date with Kato!
ReplyDeleteI think I'll pass on this one, sorry! :P
ReplyDeleteThat minimum maintenance being pulling up in an SUV and stabbing your ex and her friend? Seems like a fairly light workout, but eventually you're going to run out of ex's and friends and then the fat will come right back on. Isn't that always the way with workout regimes?
ReplyDeleteUm, no thanks, I'll pass! Good luck though! lmao!
ReplyDeleteFunny! I am surprised no one bought it.
ReplyDeleteI would buy it in order to call fire and brimstone from heaven on it!
Shady- I thought Kato was a cutie!
Does he tell you have to drive a white Bronco for hours without getting calf fatigue?
ReplyDeleteClassic, everyone should have one. I have a half-eaten cucumber in the fridge... and it can be YOURS.
ReplyDeletethis is good :) tnq
ReplyDeletehaha..fuckin OJ
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