Monday, January 31, 2011
Normally my jokes revolve around entertainment news, current events, or politics. Today I decided to do some of my one liner jokes that are just silly. Enjoy!
If a male smurf is on a date and doesn't get any, what color will his balls turn? Dark Blue?
Whenever I want to feel intelligent and decisive I shop at Smart and Final.
Head and Shoulders is either a shampoo or dinner among cannibals.
People used to stare at me in the street for talking to myself so I bought a blue tooth. Now they think I'm popular.
I met a Japanese Girl named Sudoku. I don't trust her. Things just don't add up.
The market chain "Lucky" went bankrupt. They are thinking of opening up under a new name, "Irony".
I'm allergic to allergies. If I start sneezing, I know I'm having a dream.
There is racism in the coffee world. Think about it. The beans are always Guatemalan,Columbian, or African. The creamers are always European: French Vanilla, Dutch Caramel, Irish Cream.
I think that the owner of Starbucks got its name from staring into the nightly skies thinking about dollars. If he was in Mexico it may have been called Estrella Peso.
I promised my girl the world. I bought her a globe. Now she has the whole world in her hands.