Normally my jokes revolve around entertainment news, current events, or politics. Today I decided to do some of my one liner jokes that are just silly. Enjoy!
If a male smurf is on a date and doesn't get any, what color will his balls turn? Dark Blue?
Whenever I want to feel intelligent and decisive I shop at Smart and Final.
Head and Shoulders is either a shampoo or dinner among cannibals.
People used to stare at me in the street for talking to myself so I bought a blue tooth. Now they think I'm popular.
I met a Japanese Girl named Sudoku. I don't trust her. Things just don't add up.
The market chain "Lucky" went bankrupt. They are thinking of opening up under a new name, "Irony".
I'm allergic to allergies. If I start sneezing, I know I'm having a dream.
There is racism in the coffee world. Think about it. The beans are always Guatemalan,Columbian, or African. The creamers are always European: French Vanilla, Dutch Caramel, Irish Cream.
I think that the owner of Starbucks got its name from staring into the nightly skies thinking about dollars. If he was in Mexico it may have been called Estrella Peso.
I promised my girl the world. I bought her a globe. Now she has the whole world in her hands.
Fun silliness! I like the one about bluetooth best of all!
ReplyDeleteHahaha! I've always thought Head and Shoulders are cannibal related. Damn! Great minds!
ReplyDeleteGreat stuff dude.
ReplyDeleteI took a shot at monologue joke today too. Gave you a shout out.
The blue tooth one was pretty good, indeed.
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I like the blue tooth one the most. It is so true.
ReplyDeleteThis had me laughing out loud: "I met a Japanese Girl named Sudoku. I don't trust her. Things just don't add up." hahaha
ReplyDeleteI've been busy lately helping my bf with his start-up company. Btw, I need your address!! Email me (hegemonster@gmail.com) so I can send you your prize!!
Awesome!
ReplyDeleteI like the Sudoku one the best, but Estrella Peso - yes, a great name for any business.
ReplyDeleteLOL! That's smurfed up! The Sudoku one was classic!
ReplyDeleteSudoku and Estrella peso -hilarious!
ReplyDeleteThat's so cute!
ReplyDeleteWell for the blue ball bit, isn't that what Smurfette is for? Since she is the only known female smurf...Unless there is a female smurf traficking company underground.
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