Monday, January 10, 2011
A study by the Weizmann Institute of Science and Wolfson Hospital suggests that the chemicals in women's tears sends a signal to men that she is not interested in sex. This whole time I thought it was because I chop onions during sex.
The Kansas City Chiefs were demolished by the Baltimore Ravens in the NFL Playoffs 30-7. Asked if they ever felt threatened by the Chiefs offense, quote the Ravens Nevermore.
Polaroid has teamed up with Lady Gaga to promote several products including camera glasses. They are available for all three sexes.
Pope Benedict recently stated that God was behind the big bang. Of course he was. How else did Mary get pregnant?
Rod Stewart celebrated his 66th birthday by singing his new single: Do you think I'm senile?
The debut of the new season of Jersey Shore set a record for MTV drawing 8.45 million viewers. In related news, fish and birds were made aware of this fact and they wisely chose to end their lives.