Monday, January 17, 2011

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Today marks the holiday for Martin Luther King Jr., made famous for his civil rights activism and his "I have a dream" speech. If it had rained when he delivered his speech, would he have said, I have a wet dream?

Israeli Defense Minister, Ehud Barak announced that he is leaving the Labor Party. It's too much work.

In Tunisia there is chaos as gun battles exploded in the heart of the capital. Many are calling this a revolution. In Los Angeles, we call it a Lakers championship celebration.

In Mississippi, the oldest African American has died at 113 years old. She leaves behind no children as she never married. So that's the secret.

The Zodiac signs have shifted as a result of adding a 13th sign, Ophiuchus. Now I don't know how to act.

Touched By an Angel star John Dye was found dead in his home. I don't know what's more ironic; the title of his show or his last name?

10 comments:

  1. BOYCOTT AMERICAN WOMEN
    Why American men should boycott American women

    http://boycottamericanwomen.blogspot.com/

    I am an American man, and I have decided to boycott American women. In a nutshell, American women are the most likely to cheat on you, to divorce you, to get fat, to steal half of your money in the divorce courts, don't know how to cook or clean, don't want to have children, etc. Therefore, what intelligent man would want to get involved with American women?

    American women are generally immature, selfish, extremely arrogant and self-centered, mentally unstable, irresponsible, and highly unchaste. The behavior of most American women is utterly disgusting, to say the least.

    This blog is my attempt to explain why I feel American women are inferior to foreign women (non-American women), and why American men should boycott American women, and date/marry only foreign (non-American) women.

    BOYCOTT AMERICAN WOMEN!

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  2. Whoa!! First commenter! Chill! Did you read the post??

    Anyway.

    I used to be a Gemini. Now I'm a Taurus. I don't feel any different. Maybe I've always been a Taurus. But with a split personality. Hehe.

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  3. That whole signs changing thing annoys me. I'm too old to drastically change everything about me.

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  4. Good set of jokes! Martin Luther King and the Labour Party get my votes!

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  5. @The first comment: American women are lucky they don't have to put up with the likes of you.

    As to the jokes, they made my day! :)

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  6. Um, is the first commenter on crack? lol
    Anyway, good jokes on a dreary Monday! :)

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  7. Great jokes, Israel. I laughed at the first one and then felt ashamed of myself! LOL

    Boycott: Methinks thou dost protest too much!

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  8. I liked the first 3 jokes best! Very funny!

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  9. All of those are classic! Wet dreams, Angels and dye hahaha!

    http://theadorkableditzmissteps.blogspot.com

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