3-24-10

After witnessing the legislative techniques used by the Republicans to try to defeat the health care billl, the National Football League owners are interested in recruiting Senate Republicans; saying they haven't seen such efficient blocking since Warren Sapp retired.

Octomom has decided to accept payment from PETA in exchange for Using using her yard to post a sign that reads: "Don't let your dog or cat become an octomom always spay or neuter." Well, at least the animals get ethical treatment.

Richard Finch, the former bass player of the group KC and the Sunshine Band has admitted to police that he had sex with teenage boys. When pressed further to explain his deviant behavior he just said, that's the way I like it.

Intouch Magazine is reporting that Sandra Bullock's husband, Jesse James has cheated with womae by seeking girls on the internet using the screen name " Vanilla Gorilla". Since being kicked out of the house, he has sinced changed his screen name to "White Flight".

In November, California voters will vote and likely make marijuana legal. This will mark the first time that a plant will become legal before immigrants.