03-09-10

Sarah Palin admitted to a paid audience in Calgary that as a child she and her family would go to Canada to receive health care. Her doctor would tell her to open her mouth, stick her tongue out and say, “aaaah what a hypocrite."

And the number one reason not to blackmail David Letterman? "Six months in jail dude" (featured on NY Times Humor Blog front Page)

Lindsey Lohan is suing E-trade for $100 million dollars for running an ad that depicts a boyfriend-stealing "milkaholic" baby named Lindsey. When interviewed for comments, the babies just said, "Grow up.” (featured on NY Times Humor Blog front Page)

A study published in the Archives of Internal Medicine found that women who drank wine on a regular basis actually lost weight compared to non drinking women. In a related study it was found that drunk sex burns more calories than jogging.