Thursday, March 18, 2010

03-15-10

Standing just 2feet 5 inches tall, He Pingping, the world's shortest man has died. He was transported on a hearse custom-made by Mattel.

British Actress Kate Winslet and her husband Sam Mendes 7 year marriage has ended. Kate Winslet said she didn't see it coming. Everything was fine and before you knew it, the marriage slowly sank to the bottom.

Disgraced Former NY Rep. Eric Massa has left the world of politics amid allegations he was groping men. However, he may have a new career in business. Reports have surfaced that Tyco Toys is marketing a doll after him to compete with Elmo. It will be called Tickle-Me- Massa.

Foursquare is a new phone application that allows those in your network to know your every location by checking in to its system through GPS. A similar system has been around forever. Its called marriage.

A Georgian television channel caused panic on its citizens when a simulated invasion by Russia was broadcasted. Caught up in the panic was Sarah Palin who could have sworn she saw the invasion from her home.

1 comment:

  1. The sarah palin one made me snort. very funny.

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