03-17-2010

A tattoo model is claiming to have had an ongoing affair with Sandra Bullock's husband while Sandra Bullock was filming “The Blind Side". She couldn't have seen it coming.

Several recent high-profile arrests in America involving radical home grown terrorists make me long for the good old days when the biggest home grown threat was marijuana.

Due to a lagging economy, The I.R.S said it is willing to assist those with financial hardships; especially the unemployed. Come Tax time, they will only take an arm and will give you six months to send in your leg.

After fierce resistance to The Democrat's Health Care Reform Bill, Representative Dennis J. Kucinich said he now agrees to vote for it after meeting with President Obama in a closed meeting. A surprised Obama said, "Man this water-boarding thing really works."

On Tuesday, a 4.4 earthquake rattled Los Angeles. Seismologists believe the earthquake was caused by Kirstie Alley when she attempted to do jumping jacks.