Wednesday, March 24, 2010


Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush have broken up. On the night they broke up Kim had asked Reggie to come over and watch movies. She accidently inserted the movie "Big" the one featuring Ray J.

In Arizona they are considering a bill that would allow police to arrest illegal aliens on trespassing charges. This is good news for the Prison Union as they will now get prisoners that will serve time at half the cost of Americans.

In California 6500 prisoners were released to save 100 million dollars. It's all part of the state's No Convict Left Behind Act.

According to the most recent reports, caesarean birth rates in the U.S are at their highest at 32%, which is exactly the same percentage of people that describe themselves as extremely claustrophobic.

Vice President, Joe Biden's microphone captured him telling President Obama that passing health care reform was a "big f----deal." To which Obama immediately snapped back,"dude don't f---- this up."

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