03-25-10

Congress has finally passed the amended health care law and President Obama is scheduled to sign it into law in the next few days. At that time, Oprah will get paid her commission.

Bin Laden has threatened to kill American captives if the self-avowed 911 mastermind Khalid Sheik Mohammed is executed. He's making the threat out of jealousy. If he can't have 72 virgins no one can.

New Moore Island located in the muddy Bay of Bengal has been swallowed up by the sea. Thanks to some genius planning by "The Professor", Gilligan and him were able to survive.

Warning there is a scam on Facebook claiming to give a free $1000 gift card to Ikea. Ikea has made a public statement saying that the gift card is fake- just like their furniture.

According to the National Drug Threat Assessment 2010 report, the availability of illegal drugs is increasing. This report was funded by it's parent organization: N.S Sherlock.