Wednesday, June 30, 2010


Kim Kardashian is getting her own wax figure at Madame Tussauds in NYC. Now patrons can experience exactly would it would be like if they ever met her in person.

Alot of Apple fans are annoyed at the 1Phone 4 because of the"death grip". Steve Jobs recommends that you simply let go of the wallet.

Larry King is quitting his show after 25 years. He said he wanted to thank the source of his support for all those years- his suspenders.

Ex tennis prodigy Jennifer Capriati had an overdose after finding out her boyfriend, Dale Dabone was returning to making adult films. Advantage: Dabone

An Israeli professor has created a new birth control pill for men. When put in water, it spells the word "alimony".


  1. You've got it in one with the Kim joke. I've often thought she looks like a doll. I was thinkning 'plastic', but wax is better. It will melt in time, as does all physical beauty.

    'Marriage' should be offputting enough: but I supose some people don't know what its like yet.

  2. more kardashian jokes.
    hey, I just noticed you're a 49er. so am i - class of '83...

  3. Hell Yeah! I am a 49er Long Beach in da house!