Monday, June 21, 2010


Rep. Joe Barton is facing a whirlwind of criticism for apologizing to BP for the apparent "shake down" for demanding a $20 billion fund to pay damage claims. In a show of grace and class, BP accepted his apology.

Desperate louisiana lawmakers are hoping for divine intervention as they are proposing a day of prayer for the BP oil spill. I'm not sure that would do any good. God seemed pretty busy taking part in a yacht race in his 52 ft yacht.

Amid the oil disaster, BP chief Tony Hayward still took part in a yacht competition. His yacht named "The Pinocchio" came in third place.

Times Square bomber Faisal Shahzad pleaded guilty to all the counts against him. When sentenced, he could face 2 life sentences. Does that mean he is elligible for 144 virgins when he dies?

Pop singer Vanessa Carlton has come out as bisexual. This doubles her chances of finding her soul mate.

Lady Gaga caused confusion again as she sneaked into the NY Yankee's clubhouse. The Yankees were wondering why their ball boy was dressed in a bikini bottom.


  1. God is too busy worrying about the outcome of sporting events to be bothered with the oil spill.

  2. Or planning the next winner of the Oscars.

  3. Pity, or he could smite a few people righteously. Even though it wouldn't solve the problem, we'd all feel better.