BP has agreed to pay $20 billion dollars for the oil spill. Or as BP executives call it, the Louisiana Purchase.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will appear together on a new film called, "Should I pick the brown one or the Asian one?"
Tom Izzo has rejected the Cavs offer to be their head coach. When asked if he is confident about remaining in Michigan State University, Izzo said "For Shizzo my Nizzo I'm staying in the Mizzo." (Apology to Snoop Dog).
Former "Jack Ass" star, Bam Margera was assaulted in Philadelphia by an angry, 59 year old black woman with a baseball bat. Bam made the mistake of trying prank Naomi Campbell's mother.
Kim Kardashian spent the weekend in the Bahamas with teen star Justin Bieber. They are out promoting a re-make of the movie"Harold and Maude."
About Me
- ISRAEL CARRASCO
- I grew up in Los Angeles, and now I live in Anaheim, CA. Graduated from CSULB. I have Insomnia. I drink Coffee everyday. Maybe That's why I have insomnia. I'm a big fan of Stand up comedy and comedy in general. I do stand up comedy and write monologue jokes; many which have been published by the NY Times Humor Blog. To hire me for writing assignments, email me
I got an award!
I got an award!
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