Snap Crackle Pop! I wish it was the cereal

I'm so obsessed with watching myself age. Now, the majority of the people that know me will dismiss me as crazy as I take good care of myself but I can't help it. When I'm in bed and I make a slight movement "Snap". When I stand up from my couch, "Crackle". Whenever I'm done playing tennis and my body is aching, "Pop". My favorite game to play is to touch my boney knees and flick them so I can hear my brittle bones echo throughout the room. Another game I play is to see how far back my hairline will recede. This happens every day. I also like to stare at my hands and watch new lines form around my knuckles or under my eyes. I tell my girlfriend every day that I'm decomposing and rigor mortis is taking effect. She's very patient. I have also lost some weight and I'm not sure if that's because I'm dieting and exercising or because old people get naturally smaller and shrink. I work out in the hope that I can delay the grim reaper as much as possible. Hey how much are Depends diapers? I need to know.

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