Thursday, June 24, 2010

6-24-10

Kim Kardashian has a new boy friend in Dallas Cowboy's Miles Austin. She said she wants to take things "slow" with him so he will have to wait until the second date before the video camera comes out.

A letter written by Adolph Hitler has been found where he begs Mercedes to give him a discount on the price of a car. This should erase all doubts about whether he was Jewish or not.

The queen made the first visit to Wimbledon in 33 years. Elton John said he would love to return next year as well.

The longest match in Wibledon history has been made as John Isner and Nicolas Mahut are still tied at 59-59 after playing for over 10 hours. The last time there was this much action on grass was when Cheech and Chong were making films.

A woman has accused former Vice President Al Gore of "unwanted sexual contact" involving an encounter between Gore and a licensed massage therapist at a hotel. She wasn't amused with his pick up line: Wanna noble peace of me?

3 comments:

  1. If you take your show on the road to Jersey, be sure to let me know. Your biggest fan and no I don't dress or look like Snookie or JWOWW, sadly. They're much hotter than I am.

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  2. Thanks for the support. God knows I need it. BTW, I made the NY times humor front page! Check it out.http://laughlines.blogs.nytimes.com/. What is interesting about your blog is that even though we are on different coasts and are different, we still have very similar experiences because we grew up at the same time. Things you mention in your blog were experienced by a quirky kid in Los Angeles. So I can relate as do many of your followers. I just find that fascinating. BTW remind me to tell you a true funny story regarding Chuck E. Cheese.

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