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About Me
- ISRAEL CARRASCO
- I grew up in Los Angeles, and now I live in Anaheim, CA. Graduated from CSULB. I have Insomnia. I drink Coffee everyday. Maybe That's why I have insomnia. I'm a big fan of Stand up comedy and comedy in general. I do stand up comedy and write monologue jokes; many which have been published by the NY Times Humor Blog. To hire me for writing assignments, email me
I got an award!
I got an award!
My caption: "Steven King's personal life is a lot creepier than any of his novels."
ReplyDelete"I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy, come here!"
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eHarmony...when you're ready to find the love of your life!
ReplyDeleteHaha I think the Tsaritsa's is the best. I can't even compete with that, it's too good.
ReplyDelete"Laugh all you want, me and the other guys at Geek Squad saw all that ladyboy porn on your PC."
ReplyDeletehahaha! shady's is funny!
ReplyDelete"Who loves you baby?"
i vote for Adorkable!! LOL i laughed so hard!!! DORY!!! I LOVE DORY!!!
ReplyDelete"Beware of the world's most wanted petophile."
ReplyDelete"Look at him hugging that little white tramp while I'm stuck in this shit-hole of a box!"
ReplyDeleteOk, this picture is going to give me serious nightmares! lol
ReplyDeleteThat poor stuffed animal is pressed up against his moobs ! Omg..... Sorry, but I'm to traumatized to pull some quote out of my ass.
ReplyDeleteAfter a hard day slaying dragons in a far off galaxy, I like a little alone time with my beautiful Consuella. You know she comes to life after midnight...
ReplyDeleteLost! hahaha That one gets my vote. LOL funny!
ReplyDeleteCujo, the early years.
ReplyDeleteMeh, I should have won.
ReplyDeleteIt was so close. I couldnt have ties. I wanted to I swear!
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