"Spider-Man" the musical, made it's debut on Broadway and received poor reviews, mainly from angry flies.
A man is dead after falling from the upper deck at Chicago's Soldier Field. This tragic news is too much to bear.
Comedy great Leslie Nielson who appeared in The Naked Gun has died at 84. He leaves behind a wife, two daughters, and hundreds of double entrendres. (Thanx Shady for your comment. I had written this Nielson joke but forgot to include it until now)
President Obama has proposed a two year federal freeze pay for federal workers. Sarah Palin responded angrily questioning why we need to refrigerate money.
The roof of a Salvation Army in Colorado collapsed causing about $3 dollars in damages.
Country legend Willie Nelson was arrested for marijuana possession after cops found 6 ounces of weed on his tour bus, right next to the 5 pounds of Dorritos.
A study in the Journal of Psychopharmacology suggests that drug "ecstasy" may help ease post-traumatic stress. It also seems to make subjects believe that they are great dancers at "raves".
Lady Gaga has promised thet her new album "Born this way" will be the greatest album of this decade. I can't wait to hear her first single: Hermaphrodite
In memory of the very funny Leslie Nielsen, I offer two of his best lines from the movie Airplane!
ReplyDelete"Good luck, we're all counting on you"..."and don't call me Shirley!"
Great! Now I have the Spider Man theme song in my head! lol Go read 'Empty Sex' I need more opinions from hombres! lol Oh yeah, they need to just leave Willie alone! lol
ReplyDeleteI love any and all jokes about Sarah Palin.
ReplyDeleteThose are hilarious. LOL lets refrigerate money!
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That's terrible about that Salvation Army building. I heard that 5 VCR's and 2 Mr. Coffee's built in the 80's were ruined.
ReplyDeleteI don't understand the hatred Gaga receives. He hasn't done anything wrong! Has he? ;P
ReplyDeleteYvonne- Spider man Spider man song theme to be in your head again.
ReplyDeleteBelle- That Palin joke was written with you in mind. I know the disdain you have for u betcha'
Ditz- Speaking of refrigerating money, One Congressman got caugt doing that. Read the bribery case here:
http://articles.cnn.com/2006-05-21/politics/jefferson.search_1_congressman-jefferson-jefferson-aide-fbi-agents?_s=PM:POLITICS
Jay- No shit what possible damage could have been incurred?
Gnetch- He certaintly is misunderstood. "Dude look like a lady"
typo caught.
ReplyDeleteThis one's a gem and includes many of my favorite celebrities like Spider Man, Leslie Nielsen (as old as that? good lord! He'd have loved your joke too, I'll bet!) and Willie Nelson - stoned again.
ReplyDeletenow all I can think about is dorritos...
ReplyDeleteShirley you must me kidding about these. haha. Great stuff!
ReplyDeleteFirst time on your blog. I aspire to be a comedian, and I write humorous stories, but I see I have a long way to go. Keep up the good work.
ReplyDeleteBothered - Thanx for visiting my site. Keep up your comedic aspirations and if I can help you in any way, hit me up. I think you are a funny person.
ReplyDeleteThe Palin/Salvation Army jokes that came back-to-back almost made me wake up The Mrs. I kept the volume of my laughter down, but the bed was shaking from my chuckle convulsions.
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