Thursday, November 18, 2010
Eva Longoria has filed for divorce from NBA star Tony Parker citing "irreconcilabel differences". Yeah apparently she is Catholic and he likes to have sex with other women.
Scientists at NASA have announced that they have discovered the youngest black hole 50 million light years away. It prefers to be called an African-American Hole.
California has the distinction of having seven of 10 cities with the worse air quality. You can tell. The bear on the flag now wears a gas mask.
Eight members of the House have found Charlie Rangel guilty of 11 ethics violation. Good grief Charlie Rangel.
Warner Brothers is investigating a leak of the newest Harry Potter film. They will try to plug the leak starting with "top hat" if that doesn't work they will try "top kill" if that doesn't work...
The TSA is under alot of criticism for their airline security "pat downs". It didn't help that one guard's jacket read: