Wednesday, November 3, 2010

11-3-10



Heidi Montag is reportedly broke and is heading to Bankruptcy Court. She plans on paying back her debt by selling some of her plastic to Lego.

A California initiative that would have legalized marijuana was defeated by the voters that actually had the energy to get to the polls.

Greece is suspending air shipments of mail after discovering that some bombs were sent from the capital. A reality show about this is already in the works: My big fat Greek explosion.

San Francisco has banned the Happy Meal in an ordinance that limits toy giveaways in unhealthy food. Now THAT's gay!

After losing many Democratic seats in the House, Obama said he felt bad about losing. Chicago Cub fans told him welcome home.

Rescued Chilean miner is preparing to run the NYC marathon. His head lamp will come in handy in spotting muggers.

11 comments:

  1. These are hilarious!! Are you on Twitter? You have to get on Twitter with these jokes. I can see you gathering a big following quickly! Are you on there?

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  2. Fantastic! What a great way to close out a long day. Thanks!

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  3. LOL about the marijuana and the explosions.

    http://theadorkableditzmissteps.blogspot.com/

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  4. I love legos! I've always wanted to go to Leggo Land! McDonalds is GAY period. lol

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  5. I'm afraid Heidi's plastic might be infected with something. Like Spencerlococcus or something? :p

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  6. Awwww. I thought everyone in California smoked anyway?

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  7. Kelley - I will get a twitter account soon. Another friend rec. the same thing.

    Mutterer- Yes everyone in California does smoke. (Coughing, Coughing)

    Gnetch- For sure the plastic has something no doubt.

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  8. Another quality post! Love it

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  9. Now why didn't Heidi think to do a team up with Lego. Or at least the rerelease of the graduate. Love the NYC one.

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  10. I love any joke that rips on Heidi Montag. That's her only value on this earth - to provide fodder.

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