Friday, May 7, 2010

5-6-10

UCSC researcher Richard Green has gathered DNA from Neanderthal fossils and believes he has evidence that Neanderthals and humans mated. His strongest evidence: Wal-Mart shoppers.

After undergoing a sex change operation, a judge in Santa Monica granted Chaz Bono's petition to be recognized legally as a man. He celebrated by leaving the toilet seat up.

On Thursday people from all over the United States gathered in honor of National Day of Prayer. The largest and most passionate group to attend were Oakland Raider fans.

BP executives are taking drastic steps to clean up the oil spill off the coast of Mexico. Friday BP engineers lowered a metal chamber containing the maxi-pad of Kirstie Alley.

On Thursday, the Dow Jones dropped almost 1000 points after "unusual trading activity" that is being blamed on human error. It appears that one trader was selling off and wrote in "billion" instead of" million" His boss told him that when he received a letter saying, you're "hired", he meant to press F and not H.

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