5-19-10

Records show that President Obama's dog Bo is worth $1600. After taxes, it's worth about $400.

Conservative GOP Congressman and staunch advocate of "family values" David Souder is resigning after admiting to having an affair with his staffer. In his defense , procreation is a family value.

The U.S has reached an agreement with Britain, China, France,Russia and Germany to continue sanctions on Iran for vilolating the UN Nuclear treaty. Mohmoud Ahmadinejad denies enrinching uranium for millitary purposes. He also denies the holocoust happened and denies that he's short.

Pennsylvania Senator Arlen Spector was defeated by Rand Paul in the Pennsylvania Democratic Primary. After the results were known, Arlen Spector immediately switched to Geico where he saved 15%.

Rush Limbaugh is selling his 5th Avenue penthouse for $12.95 million, Pills not included.

South Korea's relations with North Korea is tense after a game of Battleship went too far. Said one South Korean official to Kim jong -il: "You sunk my battleship."