Monday, May 24, 2010


The oil spill off the coast of Mexico has now reached Louisiana and is even affecting Mardi Gras. The jazz musicians now play "when the saints come dripping in".

After getting criticized for his controversial views on civil rights, Sarah Palin said that Rand Paul "is learning what it's like to be me". When asked about the comparison to Palin, Mr.Paul just winked, checked the writing on his hand, and said,"you betcha".

The Cleveland Cavaliers have fired Cav's coach Mike Brown after failing to go to the finals; answering the question, "What can Brown do for you?"

Britain's Duchess of York known as "Fergie" was caught on camera offering to sell access to her ex-husband for $718,000. I don't see the problem. In politics we call this lobbying.

Lindsey Lohan was in a Los Angeles courthouse on Monday. She was wearing a black suit made by Gucci and an alcohol monitoring bracelet by Judge Marsha Revel.

President Obama said he hopes that meeting with China will promote free trade. This angered Sarah Palin who said we should charge for our goods.

The White House and key Congressional Democrats reached an agreement on Monday to repeal the "don't ask, don't tell" policy for dealing with gays in the millitary. Under the agreement, soldiers instead will be asked if they own any music by Barbra Streisand.

Bob Dylan turns 69. The guy is old, like a rolling stone.

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