Borrowing from Missouri, Arizona is changing its state slogan to:"The Show Me Papers State.
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid has accused Republicans of being too cozy with Wall Street saying they are "making love to Wall Street." At least Wall Street calls you the next day.
Justin Bieber is being ridiculed after not knowing what "German" was when asked in an
interview. Following this, his Jewish grandmother went to him and said, "sit down this is going to take a while."
A new treatment for depression involving electromagnetic stimulation of the forehead was approved by the FDA because it carries no side effects,well except for the occasional getting stuck to the refrigerator.
In Argentina the lower house of Congress approved a law that allows for same-sex marriage. I'm not going to cry for them.
The Washington D.C city council approved a measure that will allow doctors to recommend the use of medical marijuana. Doctors are in favor of it since it helps with nausea and vomiting. Given who we have running the country, the demand for it is high. (no pun intended).
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid has accused Republicans of being too cozy with Wall Street saying they are "making love to Wall Street." At least Wall Street calls you the next day.
Justin Bieber is being ridiculed after not knowing what "German" was when asked in an
interview. Following this, his Jewish grandmother went to him and said, "sit down this is going to take a while."
A new treatment for depression involving electromagnetic stimulation of the forehead was approved by the FDA because it carries no side effects,well except for the occasional getting stuck to the refrigerator.
In Argentina the lower house of Congress approved a law that allows for same-sex marriage. I'm not going to cry for them.
The Washington D.C city council approved a measure that will allow doctors to recommend the use of medical marijuana. Doctors are in favor of it since it helps with nausea and vomiting. Given who we have running the country, the demand for it is high. (no pun intended).
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