Jokes to start your Valentine's day! 2-14-11

Lady Gaga arrived to the Grammy Awards in Los Angeles in a giant egg. She's a yoke.

Elizabeth Taylor is expected to remain in a Los Angeles hospital while she gets treated for congestive heart failure. Unlike Dick Cheney, doctors can actually improve her heart.

Angelina Jolie is squashing rumors that she was planning to adopt a child from Haiti. Angelina was quoted as saying: "Don't Haiti the player, Haiti the game."

Shooting a final round of 75 at the Dubai Desert Classic, Tiger Woods again came up short. "Not true at all", said his mistress Joslyn James.

The CEO of a Western Grocery Store chain resigned after being busted by a child prostitution ring. He knew he was caught when Chris Hansen asked him to take seat.

Now that the Egyptian Revolution has taken place, the world is asking who, besides the Most Interesting Man in the World, is going to rule Egypt?

Health officials are investigating reports of a respiratory illness that was spread at a Playboy Mansion fundraiser. My guess is that more than illness spreads at the Playboy Mansion.