Wednesday, February 23, 2011

jokes 2-23-11



A new app. has come out in Libya called Angry Libyan birds. The object of the game is to topple a regime.

A judge in L.A lifted a court order allowing Chris Brown to get closer to ex-girlfriend Rihanna so long as he wears 12 ounce boxing gloves.

A study by the National Institute of Health in the U.S suggests that using a cell phone can affect the brain by increasing sugar levels. Researchers also found that permanent brain damaged was caused speaking to customer service in India.

4 Americans were killed when they were hijacked by pirates off of Somalia. They were caught when they left behind key evidence: a hungry and pissed off parrot.

Alyssa Milano is having her first baby and is already planning on hiring her favorite babysitter, Tony Micelli.

This Spring, Larry King is going to tour and be a stand up comedian. He has to overcome his most difficult challenge: Standing Up. "Take my 7th wife please."
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13 comments:

  1. GnetchFebruary 23, 2011 at 5:26 AM

    If I were Chris Brown, I wouldn't beat Rihanna. I would shave her annoying red hair. That would teach her. :p

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  2. Shady Del KnightFebruary 23, 2011 at 6:30 AM

    Larry King could pick up where Leonard Barr left off, Israel. If you're too young to remember Dean Martin's uncle, I invite you to watch this for a taste of his comic style:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBoIAfUht9Q

    Or you can catch Leonard in the movie Diamonds Are Forever.

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  3. YvonneFebruary 23, 2011 at 6:55 AM

    bahahaha, I liked Gnetch's comment! No. 2 is dead on!!! I feel like I get an aneurism each time I call customer service!!!! :)

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  4. Julie FergusonFebruary 23, 2011 at 7:16 AM

    I would make a long comment but I have been talking on my cell phone for a couple of hours and forgot what I was going to say. I would like tickets to see Larry King's standup or rather see Larry King stand up.

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  5. JayFebruary 23, 2011 at 8:36 AM

    Larry King is gonna knock 'em dead playing the old folk's homes.

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  6. THUNDERCATFebruary 23, 2011 at 10:13 AM

    *PASSES OUT FROM LAUGHTER AT GNETCH'S COMMENT!!!*

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  7. the TsaritsaFebruary 23, 2011 at 12:57 PM

    I feel stupider every time I end up talking to India for customer service.

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  8. BelleFebruary 23, 2011 at 2:38 PM

    I'd like to buy that new app.

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  9. UnknownFebruary 23, 2011 at 2:46 PM

    You are so witty! Is it true about Larry King??

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  10. AnonymousFebruary 23, 2011 at 3:39 PM

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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  11. QFebruary 23, 2011 at 8:30 PM

    LOL! Don't get me started on Piranha. Her live singing gives me Judge Judy face. I don't condone Chris Brown going Ike Turner on her, but if she was singing at the time...

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  12. AnonymousFebruary 23, 2011 at 10:33 PM

    The pirate one was funny!

    The Adorkable Ditz' Missteps

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  13. LilPixiFebruary 24, 2011 at 1:39 AM

    *Clapping & laughing*. Hilarious as usual!!

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