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About Me
- ISRAEL CARRASCO
- I grew up in Los Angeles, and now I live in Anaheim, CA. Graduated from CSULB. I have Insomnia. I drink Coffee everyday. Maybe That's why I have insomnia. I'm a big fan of Stand up comedy and comedy in general. I do stand up comedy and write monologue jokes; many which have been published by the NY Times Humor Blog. To hire me for writing assignments, email me
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I was thin most of my life and for a couple of years I tried to build myself up by drinking milkshakes made with those weight gain powders. False advertising: the promise of bikini clad women flocking around me never materialized!
ReplyDeleteI've always been thin that my coworkers started a rumor that I don't eat. Seriously. I'm not even THAT thin.
ReplyDeleteSo is this thing still available now??? :p
Tired of being skinny? Now THAT'S funny!
ReplyDeletePerhaps I could make some money on the side teaching people how to gain weight. I personally find it very easy to do. It's a gift.
Skinny? You want to talk skinny?
ReplyDeleteI used to be so skinny that the mean kids tried to stick me in the pencil sharpener!
They still have it, it's called Instant Breakfast. A male friend of mine was chugging those a few years ago to put some pounds on. I guess some people are still sensitive about their quick metabolisms.
ReplyDeletePeople get hell for being skinny just like people get hell for being fat...when is it all gonna end? It's getting harder and harder these days for folks to be comfortable in their own freaking skin o.O
ReplyDeleteHahahaha!!! No doubt! I think I've already discovered that drink.
ReplyDeleteI don't think it'll pack on the weight you'd want. More like a shake belly than abs of steel.
ReplyDeleteThe Adorkable Ditz' Missteps