Monday, September 6, 2010

9-6-10



Taylor Swift has not responded to a twitter apology message sent by Kanye West for his interruption at the VMA awards. Who reponds to spam?

President Obama is scheduled to propose tax breaks for businesses to spur economic growth. Give me a break! No really, give me a break.

The U.S Justice Department is examing BP's device known as a "blow-out preventer". The L.A Clippers are interested in this device.

Mike Edwards, a founding member of ELO was killed when a 1300 pound,giant hay bale rolled down a hill smashing him in his van. Fortunately for police, finding his body was not like finding a needle in a haystack.

Tropical Storm Hermine,which formed in the western end of the Gulf of Mexico, is expected to reach South Texas by Tuesday. It staying the hell away from Arizona.

Delivering a speech in Wisconsin, Obama said that his critics "talk about me like a dog." His speech was cut short when he spotted a cat in the crowd.

1 comment:

  1. Funny. I especially like the one about Arizona.

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