Wednesday, September 1, 2010
9-1-10
A man has been shot and killed by police after he entered a "Discovery Channel Network" building and complained about its programming. The footage of the shootout will be featured on "Man versus Wild."
Burger King is said to be in negotiations with potential buyers. The potential investors were grilled for hours.
Allergan Inc, the maker of Botox has agreed to pay $600 to settle claims that it was "misbranding" the use of Botox. After the decision was reached all Allergan employees had the same facial reaction.
The FDA is looking to regulate cough medicine that contains dextromethorphan because many teens are abusing it to get high. In an extension of their power, the FDA will also look into the Catholic Church for abusing those same teens taking the cough medicine.
Dr. Jacquelyn Kotarac, 49 has died after trying to force her way down the chimney of her on again off again boyfriend. Her body was found 3 days later. The kids at that home will need to be told why Santa ain't coming this year.
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Yeah, no way Santa is going down the Chimney of Death!
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ReplyDeleteOh great! dexrto-whatsit-morphin you say? And all I knew about was effedrine and codine based ones. Do you know if it gives one a tummy ache?
ReplyDeleteStill, I hear the drug companies are researching the medical uses of cylocybin mushrooms and LSD, so perhaps there are better things in store.
I'll try the cylocybin ones as I watch cartoons.
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