In an effort to be humorous, Stephen Colbert appeared before Congress and cracked a few jokes. Congress responded with a joke of their own: explaining their plan to balance the budget.
Katy Perry was on SNL wearing a tight, "Elmo" T-shirt to mock the Sesame Street Controversy. I wasn't tickled.
According to a study by the American Journal of Public Health, texting and driving has caused 16,000 deaths. That's h-o-r-r. "Oh no!".
Lil Wayne will release his album entitled, "I am not a human being." I knew it!
The actress who played Rose in "Titanic" died at 100 years old. In her will, she wishes for her casket to be buried at an angle and laid to rest slowly.
A Televangelist,Eddie Long, is being accused of having sex with two young males from his church. The majority in his congregation are standing behind him. It’s a lot safer than standing in front of him.
The Katy Perry one is hilarious :)
ReplyDeleteThese are great jokes. It's hard to pick a favorite, but I'll say the Titanic one.
ReplyDeleteYou can stand wherever you want around Long. Just don't bend over.
ReplyDeleteHehe, good stuff.
ReplyDeleteHa! Great read!!!! The Katy Perry one cracked me up!
ReplyDeleteHahaha!!!
ReplyDeleteI think it's safe to stand in front of Long as long as you're wearing very thick denim jeans.
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