Monday, August 9, 2010
"Honey I bought you a gift"
Whenever you receive a gift, there are two standard responses: 1- You didn't have to or 2- "How cuuuuute". I recently received a "gift" from my girlfriend. It was a hair remover thingy wingy. At first I thought, "what the hell am I that hairy? Then I thought, wow she really knows my needs. I wasn't sure how much I would enjoy this device. Can I be honest here? I love it! When I put it up my nose and hear the destruction of unwanted hair, I feel victorious. When I hear the "pop" of the hair being chopped away like an angry lumberjack, I get a certain sense of accomplishment. I feel the same way after taking a shower or buying milk.