Monday, August 16, 2010


A crash landing of a Boeing 737 in the Carribean, carrying 131 passengers, is being called a miracle because only one person was killed. Overlooked may have been the bigger miracle- no one had missing luggage.

Allergy specialists are warning that the season for hay fever is about to begin. That's good news for horses or "Fonzie".

The "Craigslist killer" suspect Philip Markoff was found dead in a jail from an apparent suicide. However, his couch is still available free of charge if you can pick it up.

Tila Tequila says she will sue organizers of the Insane Clown Posse after she was injured when the crowd threw rocks and bottles at her. The bottle is suing Tila Tequila for catching herpes.

Sen. Harry Reid has split from Obama on his opposition to building a mosque near Ground Zero in New York City. Obama responded by issuing a Fatwa against him.


  1. Iz we may be on the same wave length! Just buried a good friend today also named Israel. He was 72 and a deacon in the church I used to go to.

  2. I don't plan on being buried any time soon.