Tuesday, July 13, 2010

7-13-10

Hugh Heffner is planning to sell Playboy after reporting a $51.3 million loss in 2009. For the first time in its history, Hugh Heffner is the one losing his shirt.

BP is funding free concerts on the Alabama coast. Jimmy Buffet was the first artist to play for gushapalooza.

A giant sinkhole in Tampa,Florida has swallowed a car and continues to grow. A geologist explained that the earth can not withstand the type power generated by Lebron's ego.

A Canadian man, Henry Anekwu has been sentenced to 9 years in jail for fleecing U.S seniors out of $600,000 in a lottery scam. Pat Robertson called him an amateur.

After 166 years, The YMCA will change its name and will simple be called "The Y". Thank God, this will simplify the dance.

2 comments:

  1. The YMCA joke made me laugh out loud and please, keep making fun of Labron's EGO.
    dude, my kid and i want to see you run all the way up that damned hill.

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  2. Hey! It was a South African band called the 'Village People' who came up with that song! Glad its being simplified!

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