What's the difference between a vuvzela and the leader of Venezuela? One is a tool that makes loud, obnoxious noise. The other is a horn used by fans at sporting events.
A judge in Boston has ruled that the federal gay marriage ban is unconstitutional because it restricts a state's right to define marriage.He made the ruling official by slamming down his rainbow-colored gavel.
A scientist told Wired UK his theory that"dirty hands" is the cause of the iPhone 4 antenna problems. This explains why Al Gore's phone won't even turn on.
A U.S jury ruled that Disney will have to pay the British company that created "Who wants to be a millionaire?" $270 million dollars. The good news for Disney is they still have two life lines.
..... (same joke with an alternate punchline to follow)
A U.S jury ruled that Disney will have to pay the British company that created "Who wants to be a millionaire" $270 million dollars and yes that is the final answer.
Ex Beatles Drummer, Ringo Starr celebrated his 70th birthday at New York's Radio City Music Hall Wednesday night. It was very emotional to hear him sing," I get by with a little help from my friends" to his gerontologists.
The U.S 9th Citcuit Court of Appeals has OKd the ban of groups like the Hare Krishnas from Panhandling at LAX. The panhandling will instead be outsourced to India.