Wednesday, July 28, 2010


BP has fired Tony Hayward after the P.R fallout concerning the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. But, don't feel bad for him. Sources say he is in talks to be the C.E.O of Wikileak.

A Federal judge has blocked key provisions of the infamous Arizona anti-immigrant law, SB 1070, from being implemented. For Jan Brewer instead of deporting a dirty Sanchez, she received one.

On ABC's The View, President Obama said that he was not invited to Chelsea Clinton's wedding. Not to worry, Tareq and Michaele Salahi promised to email him pictures of the wedding.

A bear attack in Montana left one person dead. Wildlife & Parks is trying to determine what type of bear is responsible. So far they have only been able to eliminate "gummy".

The world's oldest "twitter" has died at 104 years old. Her last message: What is that figure with a long cloak and scythe?

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