Wednesday, July 7, 2010


A judge has sentenced Lindsey Lohan to 90 days in jail for violating the terms of her probation. She will still be surrounded by bars, inside her cell.

Iranian officials are cracking down on "decadent" haircuts for men. The banned hair cuts will be put on a manual aptly named "The Blagojevich"

Prince has declared that the internet is dead. He plans on announcing the release of his cassette tape via telegram.

New York City got hit with a heat wave as temperatures reached 103 degrees Fahrenheit. The only thing hotter in New York is Amare Stoudemire's contract.

Holland edged Uruguay 3-2 to move to the World Cup finals. This was their 23 victory in a row! Their secret? Wooden shoes.


  1. Great line: Lohan's surrounded by bars.
    yeah, wooden shoes...
    good stuff, Iz.

  2. All South Africa will wear the wooden shoes! Many are supporting Holland now our lot are out of the running! Love the Lohan word play.