Wednesday, October 20, 2010

10-20-10



At a recent debate in Delaware, Christine O’ Donnell was laughed at for being ignorant about the First Amendment. Those that laughed instantly turned into frogs.

The Texas Rangers beat up the NY Yankees to take a 3-1 lead in the ALCS. This is the 2nd biggest shocker in Texas history behind, "You mean I'm president?"

It's official Iron Man 3 will be released May 2013. It will be sponsored by Viagra.

A Federal Court ruling has paved the way for the millitary to accept openly gay recruits who can't wait to meet their "drill sargeant".

A senior Nato official claims that Osama Bin Laden lives in a luxurious home in Northwest Pakistan. The next door neighbor confirmed this saying Bin Laden always borrows bombs and never returns them.

Google is about to digitize the dead sea scrolls and make them available on-line. To view them do a Google search and type:"Larry King's first diary."

8 comments:

  1. Personally I'd say Iron man 5 will get the V-sponsorship. 3 is jumpin' the gun. Funny stuff.

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  2. Ha! Good way to start my morning! Laughing out loud in my office! :) And GO TEXAS!!!! The Yankees make me throw up a little in mouth!!!! :)

    Have a great day!

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  3. I saw that clip of O'Donnell. Pretty soon the lunatics will be running the asylum.

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  4. Israel,maybe you can find some material from this news article:

    http://hosted2.ap.org/apdefault/f7ded15e4d4846268a17b79c1c4b7cb8/Article_2010-10-20-US-Crystal-Cathedral-Bankruptcy/id-3619939a7e9c4be59b98e7cb01239f79

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  5. Wayne- I know about the Cathedral. I passed by its sign today and was going to take a pic for this blog but it would have been too much of a deviation.

    Zj- awwww thanx for that :)

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