10-07-10

In Bellemont Arizona a tornado has destroyed 200 homes. The mess would've been cleaned up by now but Governor Jane Brewer has kicked out the people that would've cleaned it.

The musical comedy show "Glee" has bested The Beatle's record for the most hit singles. For Ringo and Paul, It's been a hards day night.
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Roy Halladay of the Philadelphia Phillies pitched the 2nd "no hitter" in baseball post season history. A stunned Chris Brown said, "you mean they exist?".

A new species of fish has been found along the Mekong river. It has been named the Dracula Fish because of it's fang-like teeth. Nearby another species of fish has also been found and they wear neck-braces.

Kim Kardashian and her sister are in New York to promote their next show, Kourtney and Kim take New York. It's a spinoff from their earlier show: Kourtney and Kim will take anything.

Richmond Virginia is getting ready to host a 2 day summit for a Tea Party patriot convention. I got a copy of their planned events!

Day one's Agenda: Obama- Nigerian or Martian? They both suck.
Day two's Agenda: Why Obama is like Hitler only darker and more socialisty.