In an effort to be bio-friendly, Wallmart will sell pet products made from trash. Remaining bio-friendly, those products will eventually be purchased by trash.
At a Dallas, Texas fair, you can now buy fried beer. Now you have a choice: dying from liver damage or clogged arteries.
The Chilean miners are hours away from being rescued from the smoldering heat of the mines. The trapped men have a new nickname: The Red Hot Chilean Peppers.
Google is investing $5 billion in an offshore wind project. If they want to save money and still gather wind power, they could just follow me around after I devour a bean burrito. (gross I know but mainly true).
Pastor Eddie Long is being sued for defaulting on a peoperty loan in Georgia. Man, that Eddie Long sure likes getting behind.
Courteney Cox and David Arquette have separated. According To her, she was tired of being his mother. David Arquette was asked to comment but he said he couldn't. He is still in "time out".
Red Hot Chilean Peppers - love it!
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ReplyDeleteFried beer?? That would be hitting one bird with 2 stones. Haha.
ReplyDeleteI can relate to your Walmart joke. I get grossed out each time I go there, but I keep coming back. Maybe someday when I hit it big I will be able to move up to Target.
ReplyDeleteRed Hot Chilean Peppers ---good one!
ReplyDeleteYou need to write a joke about the Chilean miner whose wife found out he has been having an ongoing affair for years and then he "alledgedly" wrote his wife and his mistress a letter asking them to be there when he got out. :)
I totally butchered that post! lol I meant to say, ...he has been having an ongoing affair for years... "allegedly"
ReplyDeletelack of sleep. that's my story and i'm sticking to it!!! lol
peppers was good but sorry:dont get the humor in the walmart attempt...whats funny: obese shoppers, the word fart, trying to act superior ??
ReplyDeleteAnonymous if you don't get the humor, it's not for you. There is always America's Funniest Videos.
ReplyDeletedidnt think youd be able to explain therefore attack the messenger?
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