Tuesday, October 12, 2010
In an effort to be bio-friendly, Wallmart will sell pet products made from trash. Remaining bio-friendly, those products will eventually be purchased by trash.
At a Dallas, Texas fair, you can now buy fried beer. Now you have a choice: dying from liver damage or clogged arteries.
The Chilean miners are hours away from being rescued from the smoldering heat of the mines. The trapped men have a new nickname: The Red Hot Chilean Peppers.
Google is investing $5 billion in an offshore wind project. If they want to save money and still gather wind power, they could just follow me around after I devour a bean burrito. (gross I know but mainly true).
Pastor Eddie Long is being sued for defaulting on a peoperty loan in Georgia. Man, that Eddie Long sure likes getting behind.
Courteney Cox and David Arquette have separated. According To her, she was tired of being his mother. David Arquette was asked to comment but he said he couldn't. He is still in "time out".