Monday, October 25, 2010


A Seaside city in Italy wants to ban miniskirts for being indecent. Members of the Italian Mafia there praise that decision.

Keith Richards has been cut from Disney's Pirates 4 because over his drug use. In his defense, he thought he was playing a Rastafarian.

The Minnesota Viking coach has reported that Brett Favre has two fractures in his ankle. That's a relief for Favre who will still have the ability to sex- text without a problem.

In Florida, a 19 year old girl nicknamed "Hiccup Girl" has been charged with murder. Upon her arrest, she asked for an attorney and water.

Home sales were up 10% in September fueling some to speculate that we may be seeing a housing recovery. We have already seen a housing recovery. The banks call it "foreclosure."

A study out of Syracuse University has concluded that falling in love takes .2 seconds and its effect is like cocaine. And just like cocaine, it will leave you broke.


  1. Great jokes. The cocaine one is true on so many levels.

  2. I was relieved to find that the 6 new jokes on laugh Line today were yours, and not the stuff from A*** S******. I call his posts stuff because I'm trying to be nicer these days even if it means typing one extra letter.
    Jerry w

  3. I'm really worried about what Brett Favre might do if he has too much free time on his hands during the season.

  4. Good ones!!! I read these earlier but couldn't post a comment from work. Hours later, I'm still chuckling! Oh and The Godfather is my all time favorite movie!!! :)

  5. Classic. The 'falling in love one' is wonderfully dry and cynical!

  6. LOL I love the love and mafia ones!