Monday, October 25, 2010

10-25-10



A Seaside city in Italy wants to ban miniskirts for being indecent. Members of the Italian Mafia there praise that decision.

Keith Richards has been cut from Disney's Pirates 4 because over his drug use. In his defense, he thought he was playing a Rastafarian.

The Minnesota Viking coach has reported that Brett Favre has two fractures in his ankle. That's a relief for Favre who will still have the ability to sex- text without a problem.

In Florida, a 19 year old girl nicknamed "Hiccup Girl" has been charged with murder. Upon her arrest, she asked for an attorney and water.

Home sales were up 10% in September fueling some to speculate that we may be seeing a housing recovery. We have already seen a housing recovery. The banks call it "foreclosure."

A study out of Syracuse University has concluded that falling in love takes .2 seconds and its effect is like cocaine. And just like cocaine, it will leave you broke.

6 comments:

  1. Great jokes. The cocaine one is true on so many levels.

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  2. I was relieved to find that the 6 new jokes on laugh Line today were yours, and not the stuff from A*** S******. I call his posts stuff because I'm trying to be nicer these days even if it means typing one extra letter.
    Cheers,
    Jerry w
    www.boskolives.wordpress.com

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  3. I'm really worried about what Brett Favre might do if he has too much free time on his hands during the season.

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  4. Good ones!!! I read these earlier but couldn't post a comment from work. Hours later, I'm still chuckling! Oh and The Godfather is my all time favorite movie!!! :)

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  5. Classic. The 'falling in love one' is wonderfully dry and cynical!

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  6. LOL I love the love and mafia ones!

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