Friday, October 1, 2010
The CDC is reporting that 1 in 10 americans suffer from major depression. The other 90% falsely believe they are happy.
A pink hippo has been photographed in Kenya. He answers to "sissy".
Stephen J Cannell, the creator of the "A Team" has died. In a statement released by Mr. T, he said he pittied the fool.
The U.S government is apologizing for infecting hundreds of Guatemalans in the 1940's with syphillis for a "medical" experiment. By the government's standard, this apology is timely.
Tiger Wood's alleged mistress claims to have sold a sex video which shows Tiger woods in a threesome. The tape was authenticated after spotting his 9 iron.
CNN newscaster Rick Sanchez called John Stewart a bigot and said that Jews in CNN run the media. Immediately after that comment a powerful Jew from CNN fired him.