Monday, October 18, 2010


Hours after he was arrested for domestic violence,Former NFL star Junior Seau drove off a cliff in Oceanside,CA. He would have died but for his helmet.

Xi Jinping has been named to a post seen by many as a precursor to the presidency in China. Learn that name folks. Even if you don't know him, you owe him. (Memo to America: He only accepts cash until the credit rating increases).

In the Phillipines, Typhoon Megi has hit causing devastation in its path. Meanwhile in California, Tycoon Meg is doing similar damage to one former maid.

Tyra Banks is being sued by a mother of a sex addicted teen who appeared on the Tyra Banks show without permission. Tyra had no comment while the daughter could not be reached for comment, probably because she was busy having sex.

In Hong Kong, you can get married under the golden arches at Mc.Donald's for $400 which will accommodate 50-100 guests. To RSVP this event, you need to state your name at the drive through.

Former Family Matters star, Jaleel White, who played “Urkel” is being accused of domestic violence. According to police reports, he would whip his girlfriend with oversized suspenders


  1. Israel, The late night writers don't have anything on you. You just need a guy with a bobble head and big chin to read these and you'd be set.

  2. If I had a daytime TV show I would have sex addicted teens on often.

  3. Thanx Tom. That's a goal of mine to write for one of the late night guys.

  4. Really funny!
    I'm glad I found your blog. You certainly do have some talent!

  5. Ahh, I needed the laughs tonight! As always, you came through!!! :)

  6. Hahaha! Those sex addicted teens who appear on The Tyra Show look old. They don't look like teens anymore.

    But seriously, the mother is suing her?

  7. Haha, funny stuff! Thanks for the laughs.

  8. Ah, its a funny old life. With the news offering so much material for your wit to play with, you will never lack inspiration!