Thursday, October 14, 2010

10-14-10




In Manhattan a mysterious shiny object has been spotted in the sky. Experts predict it's either a weather baloon or light reflecting off of Donald Trump's hair.

The FDA is warning that a type drug class (Bisphosphonates) used to prevent bone loss may actually cause fractures and create irony.

In New York, the FBI has busted a Medicare fraud ring that stole more than $160 million by using fake identities to receive medical payments. This is not to be confused with the recently passed Health Care Bill.

CVS has agreed to pay $75 million dollars for allowing repeated purchases of a key “meth” ingredient which led to an increase in drug trafficking. A toothless CVS spokesperson said “I won’t do it again, promise.”

The tense drama is now over as the last of the Chilean miners have been rescued. However, still missing is a rabbit wearing a waistcoat that was last heard saying, "Oh dear oh dear I shall be too late."

In Berlin, a museum will host an exhibition that will explore how Hitler was able to get support for his regime. Fox News excutives are making their employees attend this training class.

5 comments:

  1. These were really funny. Can't pick a favorite - they are all great.

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  2. hahaha, last two made me snort!

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  3. This is a great collection! I'll be going 'Hee hee' Donald Trump's hair' and 'giggle - create irony' and 'Oh dear, oh dear the health care bill'and so on all week now. Thanks for the laughter, the old funny-bone needed a tickling!

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  4. Hi Mutterer. Good to see u are back. Hope all is well,

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