"What do you mean? This is the whole point of flashing!"
"Aren't we supposed to be naked to be considered flashing?"
"And running?"
"And at a football game?"
"Shut up, this is how you flash in nature..."
"Feels gay to me."
In the midst of this conversation is some ass grabbing and some hidden erections in the mass of white cloth. If only Dr. Frankenfurter was here to witness this.
"Visitors to the compound, enjoy watching the flock get their picture taken. While you're waiting we've made some cookies for you and some Kool-Aid laced with cyanide. Please help yourself."
If you're from Texas, you might of the sorry Aggies' fight song stance. This might be the Aggies in heaven about to sing their dumb song. Hopefully God will be a smack down on their big mouths and rule that the song never be sung for the rest of eternity.
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ReplyDelete"What do you mean? This is the whole point of flashing!"
"Aren't we supposed to be naked to be considered flashing?"
"And running?"
"And at a football game?"
"Shut up, this is how you flash in nature..."
"Feels gay to me."
In the midst of this conversation is some ass grabbing and some hidden erections in the mass of white cloth. If only Dr. Frankenfurter was here to witness this.
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"Visitors to the compound, enjoy watching the flock get their picture taken. While you're waiting we've made some cookies for you and some Kool-Aid laced with cyanide. Please help yourself."
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ReplyDeleteIt's hard to believe on day one of training camp, but these diamonds in the rough are destined to become the Radio City Music Hall Rockettes!
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"I told you, mine's the longest."
ReplyDeleteIf you're from Texas, you might of the sorry Aggies' fight song stance. This might be the Aggies in heaven about to sing their dumb song. Hopefully God will be a smack down on their big mouths and rule that the song never be sung for the rest of eternity.
ReplyDeleteThat wasn't a caption, was it? Sorry, man.
Three Tenors plus two!
ReplyDelete@Kelley -bahaha! I'm from Houston. My ex is an Aggie! LOVED your comment!
Thanks a lot Israel!!! I'm really excited that I won.
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