Charles Manson was caught with a cell phone in prison. He was caught when his cell mate woke up to, "Can you fear me now?"
Steeler's quarterback, Ben Roethlisberger had his nose broken by a Raven's lineman. His new nickname: Big Bent.
A "Three Stooges" movie set to film in March is in need of the three actors after the original 3 declined. Auditions are being held for actors that can take a pie to the face, break every limb in their body, and get poked in the eye with two fingers.
Kim Kardashian was the highest grossing reality star in 2010 earning $6 million dollars. That's an asstronomical sum.
Walmart has teamed up with the Department of Homeland Security to implement a program called "if you see something say something" which is aimed at reporting suspicious or terrorists activities. To witness such activities, just go inside any Walmart.
The land that once belonged to the Unabomber can be yours if you have $70,000 and can avoid booby traps.
Prop 8, the California initiative that banned same-sex marriage has finally reached the Court of Appeals. Ironically, oral arguments against the proposition will be made by the Law Offices of Adam and Steve.
Asstronomical! Yeah Walmart is pretty suspicious. LOL Adam and Steve.
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My local Wal-Mart is already on high alert. Yesterday I was wrestled to the ground by an associate who thought I looked suspicious wearing a shirt and shoes!
ReplyDeleteWal-mart is crazy.
ReplyDeleteWalmart and Homland Security. Sounds like the McCarthy era. Lovely.
ReplyDeleteThey are just selling the Unabomber's land now? Who says the government works slowly?
She's worth every fine penny.
ReplyDeletebahahaha! I like Belle's comment! And you wanna hear something funny? Not funny haha but funny peculiar. When I read about Charles Manson, I immediately thought of you and wondered what kind of joke you would write! Serious! Escandalo!!! ;)
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