Tuesday, December 21, 2010


Chris Brown has graduated from a court-ordered course on domestic violence and received his certificate of completion. He celebrated by framing that award and smashing it over the head of his new girlfriend.

Phillip R. Greaves, author of "Pedophile's Guide to Love an Pleasure" was arrested for obscenity charges. This caused quite a scene at Chuck. E. Cheese's.

Mississippi Governor, and potential 2012 GOP presidential candidate, Haley Barbour is in hot water for his views about what was occuring in Mississippi during the height of the Civil Rights Movement, saying, ” I just don’t remember it as being that bad.” His bid for the presidency will be over in one Mississippi two Mississippi, three Mississippi.

Lindsey Lohan's problems keep compounding. She is under investigation for an alleged battery attack at the Betty Ford Clinic. Duracell will file criminal charges.

A mouse viral link that has was reported to be the cause of Chronic Fatigue Syndrome is being challenged in 4 studies. I was going to read those 4 reports but I'm too freaking tired.

In Los Angeles, many people are looking forward to watching the lunar eclipse this Tuesday night. Actually, after the rain cleared the smog, they are happy to just see the moon.

Betty White was Voted the 2010 Entertainer Of The Year by AP. Because of her advanced age, they weren't sure if this was going to be an award or a Eulogy.


  1. That darn Lindsey Lohan just keeps going...and going...and going...

  2. Ha the Haley Barbour joke was the best.

  3. Haha, I agree, the Mississippi joke was the best one :)

  4. These are great jokes. I lived in Redlands, California. Every morning we would watch a huge black cloud come towards us until we were covered up with smog also. Eventually, we made our own smog.

  5. I totally lol'd with the smog bit. I love that we're getting rain!

    And lol at Chris Brown. That boy just never learns does he?


  6. Two thumbs up and an around the world finger snap! lol

  7. Har! Har! On your usual form, I see. Salt and batteries!

  8. I think I know who Lindsay's new role model is. She just Chris-Browned one of Betty Ford's staff.